Musical Cherub Fan Gifts

Cherub playing the cello.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

The Rolling Bones

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Dirty Grazing.

Jupiter

Invent Sales Day

'NEXT!'

Performer

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

Appliance Theatre

Ant Mishbehavin'

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

Conducting Cats

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

Jazz Cans

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."