Musical Cherub Fan Gifts

Cherub playing the cello.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Would you like you steak WITH or WITHOUT a capella?'

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

The Rolling Bones

"Thus, the Yardbirds begat Cream, Spencer Davis Group begat Traffic, Cream and Traffic begat Blind Faith, and Blind Faith begat Derek and the Dominos and Ginger Baker's Air Force..."

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

Jupiter

Dirty Grazing.

Performer

Appliance Theatre

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

Pianist winds key to his piano before concert.

Ant Mishbehavin'

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

Conducting Cats

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

Cleaner in a theatre uses a cello to pick up litter.

Jazz Cans

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"I guess you could say I play R+B in a Jazz mode bordering on Modern Rock from a World Music perspective but with Heavy Metal overtones deeply rooted in Mississippi Delta Blues..."

"Can you explain to me again how you keep sustaining this eye injury in an orchestra?"