Musical Mutt Fan Gifts

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

Love a Mutt

'I was up for a part in the Producers...'

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Vaudeville producers audition a singing Canada goose.

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

The Rolling Bones

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Johann Sebastian Bark.

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

'Why good dogs go bad.'

Dirty Grazing.

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

Jupiter

Performer

'NEXT!'

-'The mighty warrior Vlaric surveyed the open plain...his muscled torso ready for battle...' -'And at his side his majestic hound Druce sat patiently waiting...'

'What sort of mix is she?'

Ant Mishbehavin'

"Everything's more fun with Muppets!"

'There it goes again,,,everytime I get into a good gallop,,,that damn music,,,'

Jazz Cans

"Why do you suppose they call it the green room?"

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

Dog hides behind piano.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"Roll in the garbage and hop up on the sofa. Someone will be with you shortly."

"A dog is man's best friend, but a man is not necessarily a dog's best friend."

"But Burr, do you demand satisfaction so much as to go to New Jersey for it?"

"I've read all the greats."

Kick-Me Elmo.