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Invent Sales Day

Cherub is being fed with the birds.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Desert Island Meals.

Crab with a clown face.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Picasso: The Early Years

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Do kids eat free?"

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Is this fake noodle." "Yes, impasta."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

Picasso

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

'You know what I really like in someone? Bulk!'

Cubism Model

Cover story: Picasso

A clown has a revelation at the shrink 'And then one day it dawned on me Doc... we're just not funny!'

Gangsta wrap.