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"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Breakthrough

Squirrel on the beach

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Ornithologist

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Bookworm Romance

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

Box of Tissues

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Winery tours.

Cupid

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen