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"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

Breakthrough

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Squirrel on the beach

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Letter writing lady.

Tango

Ornithologist

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

Bookworm Romance

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"But before you even think about going under the knife, I'd like to recommend a good pluck and cook man."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

this place got five stars for its fresh food

'Our Dr. Brooks is developing a chicken that not only lays larger eggs, but toast and hash browns to go with them.'

Box of Tissues

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

Invent Sales Day

'I just want to warn you if you buy this, you may never again know if people like you for you or your corvette.'

Winery tours.

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

"We shall run this past the royal lawyer."

Cupid

"Do you mind if I chase a few practice balls first?"