Digital Woes Gifts

'My computers down again!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

'Technology hates me.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'Print is Dead.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Jesus forgets to save.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'