Digital Woes Pillows

'My computers down again!'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"We don't talk anymore."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

Social network site runs into trouble.

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

'Technology hates me.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

'Print is Dead.'

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

Jesus forgets to save.

"You don’t have to buy everything you see on Instagram."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

"Apparently, it wasn't a figure of speech when he said his computer locking up made him so mad his head was going to explode."

"You've got mail! Also, Time, CNN, HBO, ICQ, Warner Bros, Netscape, Sports Illustrated. . . . ."

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."

'Not another powerpoint sermon!'

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"I have a real love/hate relationship with email."

"I closed the window, but still nothing. Should I try closing the drapes?"