Digital Dilemma Dweller Gifts

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"We don't talk anymore."

Spooning

'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'

The Eternal Question

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"

The End of the Worker Bees

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'Technology hates me.'

'We need a memory upgrade ourselves to remember all these passwords.'

Social network site runs into trouble.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Darling you'll be so proud of me, I've just written my first email. Now I must rush to get it in the post.'

Abandon all hope of Wifi ye who enter here

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my computer equipment these days.'

Mousetrap has captured the wrong type of mouse.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"If your computer crashes alone in a forest, and no one complains, does IT respond?"

'You get one more try at logging in - After that, you have to all start all over with a whole new computer.'

"My computer doesn't understand me!"

Jesus forgets to save.

My dog ate my flash drive, and that's where I stored my homework.

"GrumpyHumans.com"

"The account number you entered on your keypad is incorrect. Your phone will self destruct in minus ten seconds."

"The first adult decision he's had to make is choosing between driving and texting.

"None of this seems to be doing me any good at all!"

"It's no secret that rural broadband coverage is a scandal. Everyone knows that it's holding back development and it's a nightmare for locals."

'I think you spend far too much time in front of those video games!'

STRIP Hambone: Having to think at work because the computers crashed