'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'
Cynical Cherub Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the sharp wit and divine irony of a cynical cherub? Our collection offers humorous and clever products that celebrate this cheeky angelic attitude. From amusing prints to playful accessories, find something that resonates with their unique personality and adds a spark of humor to their day.
Do Not Resuscitate
"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."
"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."
"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."
'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'
'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'
"Lets get 100% behind the boss."
'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'
Platitudes for the hopelessly realistic. When life gives you lemons, get a gift receipt.
"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"
Someday
Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.
When Stupid People Get an Idea
Gullibility Test $1.00.
'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'
"She's about to get him on the rebound."
Will Self deprecation
"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"
'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'
"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."
"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"
"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"
Once a politician is elected, his work is over.
'That's it?'
'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'
"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).
'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'
'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'
Born Cynical,,,,
"...and, if elected, I promise never to tell another lie...oh, there I go again!"
"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."
"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"
Invent Sales Day
"This looks good."
Cynical Cherub Gifts Collection
Cynical Cherub Mugs
Explore our range of mugs featuring witty and divine-inspired designs perfect for the cynical cherub in your life.
Cynical Cherub Pillows
Bring home a pillow that combines humor and divine wit—ideal for lovers of cheeky celestial charm.
Cynical Cherub Prints
Browse our collection of prints that celebrate the divine irony of cynical cherubs—perfect to add some personality to your decor.
Cynical Cherub T-Shirts
Find playful and clever t-shirts that embody the cheeky spirit of a cynical cherub—great for everyday wear or special laughs.