Cynical Cherub Pillows

Add a dash of divine wit to their space with a pillow featuring a cynical cherub. Comfortable, humorous, and perfect for expressing their cheeky side.

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'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!' mockup

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

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Do Not Resuscitate

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"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time." mockup

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

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"Seriously, just pull my finger ..." mockup

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

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"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue." mockup

"Since he's been a plagiarist, committed perjury and runs a Ponzi scheme, trust can be an issue."

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'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??' mockup

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

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'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.' mockup

'I suppose they call it the rat race because only rats ever seem to win.'

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"Lets get 100% behind the boss."

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'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.' mockup

'The rich get richer and the poor get poorer. That's a wonderful mission statement.'

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"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!" mockup

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

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Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure. mockup

Utopia - a necessarily restrictive and conformist social structure.

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?' mockup

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

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Will Self deprecation

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"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"She's about to get him on the rebound." mockup

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

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"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!" mockup

"...He broke your heart, did he? Well, I can't say I didn't see this coming!"

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'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.' mockup

'I make certain all my clients are pessimists...they don't expect to win.'

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"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?" mockup

"He's a widowed eighty-year-old billionaire with a 'Do Not Resuscitate' tattoo...what's not to like?"

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"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress." mockup

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

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"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!" mockup

"Oh well - same shit, different day. . .!"

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Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

Once a politician is elected, his work is over. mockup

Once a politician is elected, his work is over.

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'That's it?'

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"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog). mockup

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

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'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!' mockup

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

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"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?" mockup

"Where's that special cartridge we use to print campaign promises...the one with disappearing ink?"

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'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.' mockup

'According to the voice-stress analyzer, he's not going to lower taxes.'

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"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."

"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed." mockup

"This looks cool, Mum, a university offering a degree course in Greed."

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'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.' mockup

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

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"...and, if elected, I promise never to tell another lie...oh, there I go again!"

"...and, if elected, I promise never to tell another lie...oh, there I go again!" mockup

"...and, if elected, I promise never to tell another lie...oh, there I go again!"

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Born Cynical,,,,

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'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.'

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.' mockup

'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.'

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Cynical Cherub Pillows Collection

Cynical Cherub Mugs

Explore our range of mugs featuring witty and divine-inspired designs perfect for the cynical cherub in your life.

Cynical Cherub Prints

Browse our collection of prints that celebrate the divine irony of cynical cherubs—perfect to add some personality to your decor.

Cynical Cherub T-Shirts

Find playful and clever t-shirts that embody the cheeky spirit of a cynical cherub—great for everyday wear or special laughs.