Playful Cherub Pillows

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Super Dog'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

Pet Pony

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'I thought this was a documentary about animal cruelty.'

K9 Literati.

"It's just until he gets over his laryngitis."

"You say you're flossing, but I'm scraping off a lot of tennis ball fuzz."

'Good book?'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Love is... when your puppy licks you face without knowing where it's been.

A girl with a dog and balloons

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Say something like 'Bow-wow' or 'Arf-arf' and you'll really break them up."

Puppy and Kitten.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'I tried to teach him to shake, but he'd rather do 'high fives'.'

'Can't you just hand me a plastic worm?!'

"Y'know, sometimes I actually think those chipmunks in the back yard really are teasing him!"

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

A dog brings a cherub to their owner