Computing Cherub Pillows

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I lost the groove."

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

'I recorded this earlier today. . . they're his first intelligent words!'

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

"It is against computer viruses!"

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

The Warriors Were Last on the Court But First in Social Media.

Cherub playing the cello.

Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

Wedding of General Phil Sheridan

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

"May I offer you some refreshments?"

Gurkenman Used the Company PC to Visit P**n Sites Again...What a Pig!!

'Sometimes I just can't believe what's not happening to me.'

Cherub is being fed with the birds.