Basketball Cherub Pillows

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Discus accidents.

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

Invent Sales Day

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'It's all Dewey's fault, coach. Rick was showing me how he can fit an entire basketball in his mouth when Dewey walked up and slapped him on the back.'

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

'You think you've got a bad knee? Let me tell you about a bad knee, my brother.'

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'See that? Every single time he gets the ball, he takes too many steps, and they never call it.'

Why pirates don't get picked in basketball teams.

'Hi, I'm just getting the hang of my new laptop, ok, name please?'

'Is throwing a toupee a technical foul?'

'I see that wearing underwear endorsed by Michael Jordan has done nothing for your jump shot.'

"You again? I must be flying in circles."

'Ernie, pluck yourself! We're skins!!'

'Next on the agenda...we need to discuss the club's inability to attract new members..."

"O.K.m who overinflated the ball?"

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

Student watching college game holds up a sign: Send Calling Minutes.

'I like to listen to white noise to relax.'

"The bad news is he only has two minutes to live. The good news is it's in football time."