Cheeky Cherub Pillows

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Geezer.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Sticking out tongue

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Hen Night

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Cheeky Boy

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

"Your dump or mine..?"

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

Clean Fill Wanted

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."

'The lads are hoping you'll get time off for good behaviour - say next Tuesday fortnight at the Red Lion....'

"By breaking the seal on this dress, you accept the terms and conditions printed on my panties."

'Have you a moment sir?...A: Yes; B: No; or C: Naff off?'

'There's always one.'