Cheeky Cherub Prints

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Don't worry about a thing, my Mom doesn't believe in spanking.'

'You may not have many faults, but you really make the most of the ones you do have.'

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

'No spell-check?? And you call this HEAVEN??'

'I don't think my homework is very good. My dog refused to eat it.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Geezer.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Sticking out tongue

"She's about to get him on the rebound."

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Hen Night

'It's got worse than just the occasional sploosh from a wine box, hasn't it?'

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

'Big Issue!'

'I promised my Dad I'd be home by ten but I didn't say if that was P.M. or A.M..'

Hot pink (and purple) monkey love!

Footballer scores for the first time and wears T-Shirt reading: 'No longer a virgin.'

Cheeky Boy

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

"Your dump or mine..?"

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

Invent Sales Day

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Rudolph! Now I know the secret of your bright and shiny nose!'

A dog brings a cherub to their owner

"How about after nightime meds you come to my room for some Netflix and chill."

'Dinner was taking too long, so I just went ahead and ordered pizza.'

'My dad is a CEO - don't trust him!'

'Look what I found, Dad - Can I keep her?'

'The lads are hoping you'll get time off for good behaviour - say next Tuesday fortnight at the Red Lion....'

Clean Fill Wanted

"You should only believe half of what I tell you."