Techie Bovine Prints

Surf and turf

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Giraffe Selfie

"They’re real."

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

THe UDDER Side

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Wild West Text Showdown

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"He's a quick learner."

Dog playing VR fetch.

A dog and a robot dog

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Carpet Cows

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

It was an impulse buy.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'Why in the world do you want to log on to the vet doctor. who did a 'fix' job on you?!'

COW. JUST COW.

"Hope I like it? Are you kidding me? Grass is my FAVOURITE!"

Rule 1: Cows must be taught to obey the laws of physics!

"My phone has two step authorization. Facial and Backside recognition"

"Every now and then, I get an overpowering urge to wear a cowbell."

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

World Of Cow - Horns fly away by flapping ears.

"No, no, no. Double-click to open. I'll walk you through it one more time. Go get your leash."

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

'I'm mad as heck, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!'

"It's shrinkflation!"