Quirky Cattle Fan Prints

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Antler Buzzers.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

St. Patrick Drives the Steaks out of Ireland

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

How do I know it's yours?

Adaptability.

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

Dr. Ernie answers animal husbandry questions. Dear Dr. Ernie, how would you define a cow's cud? That's easy - "deja chew."

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

Herd of Holsteins and a herd of hairstylists

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

Cow pencil fly rubber.

Chicken Costume

Kangaroo in a plane.

Production in times of pandemic

A heifer you can't refuse,...

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

"It is progress, but I miss the thrill of the hunt!"

COWS: Cows weekly shop

"Do these jeans make my butt sound big?"