Cattle Driver Fan Prints

Heavy meals on wheels

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Tree Squirrel

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

A cow with a Brazilian.

A cow on a drip.

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

"Fast forward to the part where you herd me."

'We told you not to wear your bright red kid's party shoes out here!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

How do I know it's yours?

'WOOHOO! I love Methane!'

Gertie's never been the same since she got the cape

Useless car accessories.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'It's bad news I'm afraid. We're stamps!'

'I would have settled for a toy.'

Herd of Holsteins and a herd of hairstylists

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Dunno which one of 'em did it, but we just got two stars on Rate Yer Driver."

Cow pencil fly rubber.

'We're up S**t Creek without a paddle! YAY!'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

A heifer you can't refuse,...

"We breed them for aggressiveness."

"Tell us again how you took five thousand head out to Kansas City and made it back in time to pick up the kids from gymnastics."

The SUV: A T-rex on wheels.

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

"Are we there yet?"