Cattle Comic Fan Prints

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Motorherd

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Moo Out Loud

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Checkmate I think!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

The Stock Market.

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Ranch Dressing

Long Dachshund

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

We're barely gonna make it!

Grassy breath?

Working from Home

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'