Cattle Comic Fan Gifts

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Motorherd

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

Moo Out Loud

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

'Checkmate I think!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'You get an A for effort, but an F in spelling.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

The Stock Market.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Warning: Not giving milk is hazardous to your health.

Ranch Dressing

Long Dachshund

'We complete each other...'

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

We're barely gonna make it!

Working from Home

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Look! Tommy Pineneedle's mother has a pair of nuts!'

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'Bearnaise sauce again,' he cried. 'I can't bear the thought of it!'

Grassy breath?

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'Now, son - let's review. This is a cow! That was a bull!'

"It's a combination of your poor performance and my allergies."