Cattle Comic Gifts

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Motorherd

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Cow writer.

A cow ventriloquist.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

The Stock Market.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Yoghurt man

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

"Oh shut up."

Working from Home

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Hedge of two moo cows

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Grassy breath?

'I told her not to follow me!'

Claude

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

What dogs want for Christmas.