Cattle Comic Pillows

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

Motorherd

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Cow writer.

A cow ventriloquist.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

The Stock Market.

Cat Lover's Leap.

Yoghurt man

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Working from Home

Hedge of two moo cows

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

Grassy breath?

'I told her not to follow me!'

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

House with 'Dog For Sale' sign. Cat walks by holding 'Good Riddance' sign.

One cow to another: 'We should look at rebranding.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'I think I've worked out why they fed us so well.'

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

'Sure, they're invaders, but you have to agree: Those Vikings have great helmets!'

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

"You call it milking, I call it groping."

'I'm one year older and I should know better, but there are times all I want to do is tear into a new pair of slippers.'

'I like Cattle.'