Comic Livestock Appreciator Pillows

"So much for Reincarnation!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Motorherd

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Triple Sock Cow

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'Pork bellies are up...'

Grassy breath?

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

"be-be-be-be"

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

'I like Cattle.'

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

"I love it!"

Confidence.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Soap Box

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

Tobacco Farmers.

'I can taste the cobalt, copper, zinc, iodine, maganese and chroium. It could use a little more salt.'

"I must say, you seem very grounded."