Comic Livestock Appreciator Pillows

"So much for Reincarnation!"

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

Motorherd

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

"When I fall in love – It will be.... for heifer..."

'Pork bellies are up...'

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

Grassy breath?

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Triple Sock Cow

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

Keep the food coming! Three of my four stomachs are still empty

"be-be-be-be"

Quick! To the Other Side of the Field.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

'Don't worry about it. You're buying compulsion is perfectly normal.'

"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''

'I like Cattle.'

"I love it!"

Confidence.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

Bulltoon: Bulls Playing Billiards

Soap Box

"Surely it can't be normal for a penguin to suffer from chilblains!"

"I must say, you seem very grounded."

Tobacco Farmers.