Quirky Livestock Enthusiasts Pillows

"be-be-be-be"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You're famous, Angus."

Sick Rancher Humor

Cheesie Rider

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

"That's... yikes. I mean... what's even going on down there? Honey, I don't think a push-up bra is very flattering on you."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Carpet Cows

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

Ranch Dressing

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"Oh God, yes! I've been a bad cow! Such a bad, naughty cow! Again! Yes!"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

It was an impulse buy.