Cattle Fan Mugs

'I used to love the wild abandon of the old stampedes.'

How can you be so sure this is Farmer Phillip's Farm?

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Cow and Milk

Moo! OOM!

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Children should be seen and not a herd.

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'I can't recommend the beef.'

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.