Livestock Laugh Seeker Gifts

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Jerk Gene

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Football heads...

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

When Stupid People Get an Idea