Animal Laugh-lovers Gifts

Sheep Pranks.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Free Range Golfers

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

I've been doing sit-ups!

Marxist Elephant

'The day has come.'

'Fowl!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

Working from Home

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Polly Clinic.