Animal Laugh-lovers Gifts

Sheep Pranks.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

'Scary movie?'

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

Penguin kid to parents: 'Big deal! You're grounding me!'

Free Range Golfers

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

'My mother was a real bitch!'

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

Hog Futures

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'Hang on. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Apparently that's not a good idea.'

Oh look, Marv - We're just in time for the running of the fools!

I've been doing sit-ups!

'The day has come.'

'Fowl!'

Working from Home

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Polly Clinic.

'C'Mon ladies, work that bovine!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'