Laugh-loving Pet Owners Gifts

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Cat and mouse.

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

'Ben has a new fishing technique - he calls it 'Fish Hawk'.'

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

"So what if they notice a stain? Everyone gets tummy aches. Besides, we’re conserving energy."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

'I hate surprises!'

'Who's best friend are you?'

Dog Jogger

#NoJunk

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"What a darling chihuahua! Is he friendly?"

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

"Alternative lifestyle."

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

'Actually, I'm a lap dog.'

'I'll be darn lad when your mail-order waders get here!'

Goldie playing chess. Check.

"I found this under your litter box. Just when were you planning to put this into effect?"

Tinder for dogs

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"I'll vote for anyone who isn't a dog."

Will act like an idiot for food.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

Lassie often found it difficult to tell her owner....

"You will be going on a long walk."

Cat looking up fish recipes.