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'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"What did Jesus order?"

"Projectile hairballing."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Football heads...

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'

Jerk Gene

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

"From here on out it's term and conditions."