Automotive Laugh Seeker Pillows

"See what I mean, it keeps making funny noises."

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

When clowns are hunting.

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"I give up. Where's the patient?'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

A great new year (for cartoonists).

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Football heads...

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Jerk Gene

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Bald Man Overcomb

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."