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Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!

"Peter's Joint Head of Communications."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

"Hey! Get back here!"

he used to belong to a cartoonist

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

Jerk Gene

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

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