Litigation Laugh Seeker Prints

Do Not Bring Frivolous Lawsuits Against Cats!!!

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Bad fake tan day.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Tom, I’d like you to meet Chris. Chris is better than you."

"What did Jesus order?"

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Projectile hairballing."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

Drunk Barber

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Hey! Get back here!"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Football heads...

Bald Man Overcomb

Jerk Gene

"Baxter, I've decided to take you off crisis management."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

When Stupid People Get an Idea