Automotive Humor-seeker Pillows

Mechanic to man: 'Let's just say that it needs a battery with citric acid.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

World's cheapest car

Volkswagen Scandal

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Gas Pedal Sticking?

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

Driving a Lemon.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

'It's my prostate.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

Parking? I don't think so.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

My car is running great, but the GPS is busted. You can go nowhere fast!

It's just until I stop chasing cars.