Automotive Humor-seeker Mugs

Mechanic to man: 'Let's just say that it needs a battery with citric acid.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

CLEAR!

World's cheapest car

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

I break for toilet paper

'Beware of SUV.'

"Don't you ever run off again to get your oil changed without telling me."

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

If a motorist came bursting through the doors...would he be up for damages?

'... Yes, that's right. It has had one careful owner and three not so careful owners.'

Disoriented while talking on his cell phone, Pat made a series of wrong turns in the unfamiliar office park.

All you'd expect in a British car!

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"I found your problem. This is a horse."

Australian Sat Nav - 'Straight on mate'.

"It's a hybrid if you think it is. Runs on gas and the power of positive thinking."

Driving a Lemon.

'It's my prostate.'

'Why can't you ride under the dash like other airbags?'

"..and I've recently had it converted to LGP"

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

"So tell me about your early years on the road..."

Driver with a rear view mirror attached to his forehead.

Road rage in the car-to-car technology era.

Tin man visits automotive oil change facility.

'This model runs on antibiotics.'

Parking? I don't think so.

The Magician world's version of Fluffy dice.