Quirky Livestock Lover Mugs

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Cheesie Rider

Sick Rancher Humor

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Nonsense! They can't All have headaches.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'This is the Polled Texas Longhorn - the breed of the future!'

'Pork bellies are up...'

'My wife, my rancher, his artificial insemination device!'