Cattle Market Enthusiast Mugs

"So that's how they set the soybean price."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Cow's straw

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Why markets crash.

Slinky Cow World

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"They’re real."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

A Tumble Cow

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Pull the udder one

Jumping Wall Street.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"They're home...the party's over!"

'Eloise! Come back! I was just going to show you some of the equipment we use in veterinary school...'

Moo! OOM!