Meatball Lover Gifts

'Look! A ton of spaghetti and only one meatball.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Platter confusion.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Oooh... bacon!"

Family Butcher.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

*=Hotdog

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."