Meatball Aficionado Gifts

World Meat Consumptiom

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."

"Rolling meatballs is like stroking an animal...."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Cow of BEEF

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Platter confusion.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"Try letting the ball come to you."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Easy on the fast balls, will you, kid?"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

*=Hotdog

Family Butcher.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'