Meatball Aficionado Gifts

World Meat Consumptiom

"But Nonno made them specially for you, princess."

"Rolling meatballs is like stroking an animal...."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Important Food Groups

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Are there any here today who feel this union is not in the best interests of baseball?"

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Try letting the ball come to you."

Platter confusion.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Baseball.