Meat Reducers Mugs

'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Burnt or Raw?

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Recycling Centre

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

The Butcher of 35th street.

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

SOS of Garbage

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

The Chop House

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Isn't it amazing? No two pieces of trash are exactly the same."

Recycling

Chemical Waste.

Introducing clean conscience products

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

Steak

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!