Sports Rage Reliever Gifts

Football fan buries television.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Teenage Angst.

Car wash / Mouth wash

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Chess bowling.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'It's for you.'

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

Getting the Finger

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

Digital Communication.

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

LIV golf