Sports Rage Reliever Pillows

Football fan buries television.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Teenage Angst.

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"Some days I really wish I had finished med school. Not that I ever started med school."

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

Chess bowling.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

'It's for you.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

Getting the Finger

Digital Communication.

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

'Welcome to the Road Rage Restuarant! What the @#&$ do you want?' 'Burger, fries, something heavily caffeinated, and step on it!'

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."