Rage Releaser Pillows

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Can our software do that?'

Teenage Angst.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

Football fan buries television.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

'Don't get involved.'

Getting the Finger

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

Digital Communication.

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

'The FCC says we have to document our claims, so here's what I want you to do...'

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

"Take two, twice a day to help control rage. By the way, I put them in a child-proof bottle and overcharged you."

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."