Rage Releaser Prints

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

'Can our software do that?'

Teenage Angst.

"What if my inner demons want to write about bunnies?"

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

Yeah, right, like Superman was the only flavor they had. Ice cream.

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

'How's the executive training program, going?'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

"I'm thinking of installing some strobe lights to make it look like he's moving."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"The first one depicts our sales compared to Snedly Electronics, and the second one depicts the speed of our corporate jet compared to Snedly's."

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you Fred?"

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'

'Don't get involved.'

Getting the Finger

Football fan buries television.

Digital Communication.

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

Here we like to keep anger tied up.

"O.K., one at a time, step forward and say, 'That's it, lady - you've blocked your last escalator.' "

'The FCC says we have to document our claims, so here's what I want you to do...'