Rage Queller Pillows

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

Teenage Angst.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

You guys were right! Screaming profanities is more satisfying than howling these days.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Office of the PR of the United States

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Freddie's water

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Burning the Other

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I'm really thirsty.'

List making as therapy.

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"Yeah, its warm..."

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

a drink at the pub

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

Football fan buries television.

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

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