Rage Queller Pillows

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Beer Order

Teenage Angst.

"If there's been a constant theme in my life It's that I'm really thirsty."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

'Maybe I should change this thing more often...'

'I'm really thirsty.'

Freddie's water

"I'm considering going client side. That way I can still be an a*****e and actually get away with it."

Office of the PR of the United States

List making as therapy.

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!

'No, thanks. I'm fine.'

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"Yeah, its warm..."

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

a drink at the pub

"So, when did you first have these overwhelming urges to spend �100s on therapy?"

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"

Football fan buries television.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

Australian Crawl

"I'm just seeing if there's anything to be outraged at."

'If he starts to pet you excessively whilst she's shouting it usually means he's feeling guilty.'