Rage-quitter Humorist Pillows

'Who won?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

An old man with bow legs

The Slumber Party.

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

On Strike

'Reconstructive surgery'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

"I'd like you to meet the artist."

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

The Hand Puppet's Dinner

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

Dinosaur and mammoths, "He says he's not receding, it's just evolution."