Rage-quitter Humorist Prints

'Who won?'

Sock Puppet in Literature

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

History of Cartooning.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Nicotine Gum

'... And I'd like to thank my agent and everyone who voted for me... '

'Don't believe everything you read.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'If they don't laugh, we'll say it's art.'

The Occupy a Barstool Movement.

'Really, this award has come as a great surprise...'

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

The Slumber Party.

'Albert Figgis gets board backing.'

An old man with bow legs

"We've got to strike the setup. The patron wants organic."

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

Lactose is Good. Lactose intolerance isn't something you protest against, Ernie.

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

On Strike

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

'Reconstructive surgery'

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'At $87,000, I'd say this comes from the artist's I'm-milking-this-for-all-I-can Period.'

"How do I get this cross hatching out?"

"I'd like you to meet the artist."

Waiter, who are those protesters outside? They're from "PETFS": People for the Ethical Treatment of Flies in Soup.

'You're cheating on me? How can you be so heartless?!'

'I've been here so long I don't remember what I did, but it had something to do with non-compliance.'

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'She says I'm the neighbor from hell?! Just tell her to keep her bloody dog quiet.'

Dinosaur and mammoths, "He says he's not receding, it's just evolution."

'We are the 99%. . . who want the new iphone!!'