Rage Quitter Prints

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I see you went to the hypnotherapist"

'It's a side effect of giving up smoking.'

'Oh, that...sure I'd like to take a fling at that and then quit'

"I want out!"

"There's nothing wrong with my eye. It's a nicotine patch."

Smokers.

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

I'm giving you a prescription for hard-to-remove stop smoking patches. Place one over the opening of every pack of cigarettes you buy.

'Oh man, I should really give up smoking!'

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked.

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'If you stop smoking now, you will add three years to your life. Since you are a lawyer, that's about six thousand billable hours.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

"Give up? Do you realise how hard it was to start?"

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."

'I gave up smoking.'

'I quit smoking weeks ago but Bruno didn't want to go along with the program.'

Man carring plans