Quitter Prints

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

'This should be good. He just won the lottery!'

Trapeze artist leaves sign saying 'I quit'!

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

'There's something about being locked up with a 500lb gorilla, highly allergic to cigarette smoke, that works every time.'

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

"Can we get some more nicotine patches, pal?"

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"I want out!"

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

"Phil suddenly decided to give up everything that was bad for him-no more smoking, drinking, or junk food-and he feels absolutely terrific!"

'Are you still frustrated with the computer, dear?'

'Do the patches help?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Smoker's Lungs.

I'm no longer on Twitter. I ran out of interesting things to say. Now I'm on Quitter.

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"Mr. Brown, my ship came in. I've decided to cruise right on out of here!"

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

Stop Smoking Programe.

'So, how's the anger management course going, then?'

'Thank you for welcoming us into your...'

Smoking Area

'He started smoking again because he misplaced the remote control!'

The Quitbit

'I need a cigarette! I'm having a nicotine fit!'

"Last cigarette? Sorry we don't encourage smoking."