Quitter With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

Captain Hook tries the cigarette patch.

"Its my letter of resignation. I also turned it into a memoir."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"

"Right Smithers... Heads - I sack you; tails - you resign."

"My chronic condition has been pestering me every single day for the past six months. I'm a lifelong quitter so its persistence is troubling me."

'Hi John, it's your partner, Peter. I've decided to have a non-smokers day off - it should just make up for all the cigarette breaks you've taken in the last month!'

'I hear you're leaving us, Wilkins!'

'It's a nicotine patch: I'm trying to quit smoking...'

Brother Kevin is wrecking the dorm!

'To show I'm serious about giving up smoking for new year, I'm going to sign this pledge.'

'After you stop smoking you're supposed to eat more, not drink more.'

'I'll only have one pack of nicotene patches this week. My mate's supposed to be getting me some cheaper ones from abroad.'

'Do the patches help?'

'Sorry, you can't smoke in the control group.'

"This year, I resolve to give up smoking."

Smoker's Lungs.

You've been so grouchy since you quit smoking.

Man emphasizing that he has quit (colour)

'I'm down to five a day with this new brand!'

"So what will you be giving up for New Year then?"

Smoking Area

'Who won?'

I'm very serious about quitting smoking, no ifs, ands or butts.

Statistics show that more people give up smoking tomorrow than today.

'Beats me why anyone would want to sit inside on such a lovely day?'