Game Day Rage Master Pillows

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Church for sports worshipers.

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Strive to win!

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

American Football.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Teenage Angst.

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Football supporters.

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trout Game