Rage Golfer Gifts

"They're specially designed to fly farther when thrown."

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Teenage Angst.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'

Learning to deal with road rage is really hard when the stupid therapist keeps cutting you off.

"One More Swing."

Luckily I hit the pin!

'Tell me the truth,Rodney - you've moved the hole haven't you!'

Disturbed looking individual at Crazy Golf: 'One, please.'

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Using Science In Fashion Design

Football fan buries television.

'It wouldn't be so bad to play golf in winter if the balls were just another color.'

"Alright if we play through?"

'You told me to address the ball, so I did!'

The 19th hole

"For God's sake, have some populist rage."

"I swear to god Henderson, if you miss this one we're taking separate ubers back to the helipad."

"I'm losing my edge. I can't maintain my rage through all the available news channels."

"It's either the Incredible Hulk or Jones has crashed through his stress barrier!"

"He died the way he lived...angry at the news.

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.

"Now take your time. . . birdie or promotion."

'If it doesn't let up a little by the time we get on the back nine, let's call it a day.'

'I'm not asking you for a rough estimate. I want an exact number.'